Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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