the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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