YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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