your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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