The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
