I must be too annoying 4 u.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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