Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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