M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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