You made me cry and you don't even care
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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