Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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