I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
do nipples grow back?
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