She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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