Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just want to make out with him forever
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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