how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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