You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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