she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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