He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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