Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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