She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
