i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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