is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just invented taco cereal.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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