butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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