More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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