i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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