So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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