Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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