Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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