U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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