I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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