yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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