Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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