What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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