Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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