It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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