But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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