talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
PANTIES FOUND
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