You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
