you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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