I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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