How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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