i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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