she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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