sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
