would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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