Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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