those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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