what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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