Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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