Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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