The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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